[Good evening, Johto. Have I got a post for you. Duck has been a very busy bird in the past couple of days, but I don't want to obnoxiously spam the community with back-to-back posts, both of which would be backdated in any case. So I'm gonna label each scenario with a letter, so you guys can specify which one you're responding to. Also, you can respond to both scenarios if you want.]

( Waaay too much teal deer )